[Amhazair]

Llama, You are a god amongst even-toed quadrupedal mamals. Your stride is sure footed on the steepest mountain paths, Your symetrical shoulders can cary weights of well above 1/3 Your body weight. Your wool is naturally watertight and allows for the manufacturing of the finest poncho's anyone should be honored to wear, while Your outer guard hairs are perfect for lead ropes that will not lead the follower astray. Even the range and accuracy of Your spittle is such that even the nimblest unbelievers are powerless to avoid it, but anyone in the know will be happy to accept the precious gift, for it is as ambrosia to the senses.

Or, you know: Thank you for all the work you do for us. But I like my first paragraph better.