Re: Summon Iron Chef: Any thoughts?
Sorry, here I go making assumptions again 
Here's a bit of background material:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Chef
So, I thought, "Hey, why not have a magic chef that can also fight for you?" Here's something to illustrate the concept:
http://www.secretlivesofmobs.com/index.php?strip_id=13
You can clearly see from this that I have no better use for the grey-coloured custard in my head that masquerades as my brain.
Still, if you were to have a magical cook combatant, what else would you put in?
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