[General Woundwort]

Originally posted by Imperator Fyron:
I am partial to this little gem by Mr. Vir Cotto:

"What do -you- want?" "I'd like to live -just- long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a price. I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave like this..." *waggle* "...can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?"

Curses! He beat me to it!

One of my Favorites is the ST:TNG episode when Picard is haggling with the Sheliak, and catches them with a technicality. They start to panic and ask for a repreive, and Picard cuts them off.

Riker: "You enjoyed that."

Picard: "You're damn right."

Picard then wandered the bridge wiping dust off the fixtures while the Sheliak kept trying to hailing him.