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Old July 31st, 2003, 08:25 PM
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More riddles...

These are joke riddles. The answers aren't real answers but plays on words.

1. How does a mother sheep carry her babies?

2. What do you get if you cross an insect and a rabbit?

3. What invention lets you see through walls?

4. What fly has laryngitis?

5. How many animals did Moses take into the ark?

6. How much dirt is in a hole measuring 2 feet x 5 feet?

7. What do you call an alligator's helper?

8. I have two U.S. coins totaling 6 cents, but one of them is not a penny. What are the two coins?

9. Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
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