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Originally posted by jimbob55:
*wanders about staring off to the horizon* Nope, can't see the topic anywhere....
If I took 2 small (say the size of a beachball) black holes and through cunning and artifice managed to get them to orbit their mutual center of gravity.....Then i stuck my head into that center of gravity, would it clear my sinuses?
Or would it just turn my head into a thin string of skull and brain matter linking the two?
I ask, because this cold cure stuff doesn't work and I happen to have 2 small black holes lying round the place.
I am just joking. Please understand that any form of medical treatment involving singularities should only be used on the advice of a doctor (possibly of physics)
I think the correct treatment, assuming a small enough singularity, would be to insert the singularity into the sinus cavity to promote drainage. Of course, I am not a doctor, I only play one on TV. Ok, ok, I only dream of playing a doctor on TV. Actually, I'm just a software engineer, but I am relativistically certain that if you place a black hole up your nose, you will no longer have any concerns about sinus congestion.
