OT: Narf has gone looney and wants to GM.(Edited2)

[Violist]

There wouldn't happen to be any way by which I could increase my HP, is there? All that discussion of lots of damage is really scary...

[douglas]

The obvious way would be to increase your constitution. Heroes' Feast also gives 1d8+7 temporary HP as a side benefit.

[douglas]

An interesting article on Lawful and Chaotic alignments and the Paladin's Code

[NullAshton]

Did you crash?

[NullAshton]

Nevermind, come on back now...

[Jack Simth]

Back a little bit earlier than expected. Yummy meal.

[douglas]

Treasure division for loot acquired before this session. If the gp amount at the bottom of your entry is negative, that means you owe that much to the party loot pool, preferably in cash:

100000 gp diamond - focus for Kaylin's Great Warping. Keep in case we need to Warp something again, sell, or what? Unreasonable to count as part of Kaylin's share in my opinion.

Kibin:
Bracers of Armor +7 (49,000 gp), +4 Mithril Chain Shirt exchanged (17250) (31750 difference)
Amulet of Natural Armor +4 (32,000 gp), Amulet +2 exchanged (8000) (24000 difference)
Ring of Protection +4 (32,000 gp), Ring +2 exchanged (8000) (24000 difference)
-45439.7 gp

Jason:
Orange Prisim Ioun Stone, (30,000 gp)
+1/+1 Quarterstaff (4,600 gp)
-289.7 gp

Derrel:
Ring +2 from Kibin
Amulet +2 from Kibin
Dusty Rose Prism Ioun Stone (5,000 gp)
+13310.3 gp

Kaylin:
Monk's Belt (13,000 gp)
+21310.3 gp

Elorin:
+34310.3 gp

Sell
+4 Mithril Chain Shirt from Kibin
Gloves of Dexterity +4 (16,000 gp)
Spell Components Pouch (5 gp)
Spell Components Pouch (5 gp)
Masterwork Dagger (302 gp)
Masterwork Dagger (302 gp)
Large Spear +1 (2,604 gp)
potion of darkvision (300 gp)
potion of darkvision (300 gp)
scroll
arcane (175 gp)
Cat's Grace (l2, cl3)
Charm Person (l1, cl1)
arcane (25 gp)
Spider Climb (l1, cl1)
divine (325 gp)
Hold Person (l2, cl3)
Calm Animals (l1, cl1)
Stonetell (l2, cl3)

Party ownership:
Carriage
Light Horse
Light Horse

Not yet appraised:
art
amber gold earring
black velvet mask with numerous lapis lazuli gems
ceramic doll
electrum bracer with mock scales and four citrine gems
false hand, solid silver, with ivory nails
false hand, solid silver, with ivory nails
gold dragon comb with red garnet eye
hairpins, gilded, with sard stones
jeweled electrum ring
mithril brooch with deep blue spinel stones
ornamental saddle, embellished with gems and scenes of horsemanship
platinum flask inlaid with gold and silver designs
seashell fingerpick
well-wrought miniature scale castle

[Violist]

Whoa, you're organised. I think I'll leave accountancy up to you from now on

[Jack Simth]

Server closed. One Sorceror and lots of little imp-possessed miners killed; out in the middle of a desert; 900 xp each for battles fought; Elroin - you're 14th, aren't you? If so, that means you get 1260 xp, rather than 900, for battles fought. Derrel's sword upgraded with the Holy special ability - which incidentally also raises her Ego score by 2.

900 xp each for combat; by the book, nothing for the traps; 1000 plot xp each for puzzles puzzled out.

Oh, and who role-played best today?

As for loot, I'd honestly suggest breaking up the diamond into smaller pieces incase I accidentally kill someone.....

[douglas]

I told you I had it all figured out.