Re: PATRIOT\'S SALOON and SOCIALIST\' HEAD CASINO (Rank Padding Alternative)
Well HUSH PUPPIES!!! Looks like that old gal open a can of WOOP *** on that good old Skylark.
It's great to be back in a dark comfortable dive, listen to some goood fidddlinnnn. The beer here is dark and bitter, just like my women. I'm sure glad they don't try to pass off that warm excuse for Ale here.
I was just passin thru on the way to Mothers 2nd cousins uncles fathers funeral service. Seems he fell in a vat of wiskey at the distillary. Three big good old boys tried to rescue him, but he faught them off. They cremated him two days back, and he is still burnin.
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Good flute, good sax, and a warm place for fiddlin.
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So many ugly women, so little beer.
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