PATRIOT'S SALOON and SOCIALIST' HEAD CASINO (Rank Padding Alternative)

[Gil Hamilton]

The doors are now open and the Bud, Schlitz, Pabst, Olympia, Black Label, Milwaulkee's Best, Stroh's, Red Dog and Miller are ice cold and on tap!

The wine will be what ever box Mable or Hilly grabs out of the walk-in, the peanuts are free, don't worry none 'bout them shells, they'll sweep up jest fine whenever somone gits 'round to it.

Live git-fidlin' every night. Pointy-toed boots, straw c'boy hats, hootin-n-hollerin, Holo-bull ridin' and line dancin' are strongly encouraged- karaoke Tues. & Thurs. Pork-n-beans and cole slaw buffet Weds.

Never a cover charge- 'ceptin' fer you fellers from "The Realm"- y'all need to leave a $1,000,000 deposit each time you want to come in; 'till we git ta knowin' ya- we know what kinda' trouble yer kind likes ta stir!

The tables and games are fair enough, we ain't too greedy. So come on down, pull up a bench an tell us yer latest fishin' story. Bring yer own gal tho', 'cause the ones workin' here ain't much ta look at, iffin ya' gits my meanin'.

[ July 10, 2002, 03:32: Message edited by: Gil Hamilton ]

[TerranC]

My god.

It's a redneck paradise.

... Well I'll have some Gin and Tonic without the Gin.

[Phoenix-D]

Ugg. Ok, one insane thread is bad enough. Can I make a request?

If you must do this, please move it to one of the other forums. Preferably one of the general ones (don't want to scare people off the other games )

Phoenix-D

[Atrocities]

You know your a Red Neck if you refer to your tractor as the "Farm Ferrari."

[Gil Hamilton]

You don't know what fun is 'till you've spent a day at the lawnmower races!

[Instar]

what? youre all being insane without me!?! I demand to be insane with the group! No! antisocial is better