[dogscoff]

The health and safety execs walk into the Cantina, armed with nothing more than white coats and clipBoards.

Everything goes quiet.

They move around the room, with Tig, Dogscoff and Taz following dejectedly. The officials read aloud as they add items to the list of health and safety hazards.

Item: One beaten and bloody Bill Gates clone and auto-cloner. When was the Last time you had this thing washed, hmm? The auto-cloner's filthy as well. Minus 8000 points.

Item: One highly dangerous and unpredictable wall-mounted Graviton Hellbore, minus 20000 points.

Item: Bartender appears to be a tasmaninan devil, species Sarcophilus laniarius Cartoonus. I don't care how often you wash your hands, Mr Taz, I fail to believe you can keep all that slobber out people's drinks. Minus 15000 points.

Item: Approximately four hundred and ninety nine loose lobsters. Minus 4990 points. Are these on the menu Mr Scoff or are they customers? Exploding lobsters? Minus 49900 points. tyhen again, they are at least wearing hard hats, so we can overlook this item.

Item: One non-western vampire. Kindly turn that cloaking device off, Mr Fyron, it's very rude and your powers are useless against Health and Safety. Do you have a license to serve the undead Mr Tigga? No, I didn't think so. Minus 75000 points.

They continue their listings...