[Growltigga]

Gryph-meister... I am actually in the office working on a Saturday.. how'sa about that for dedication or stupidity, I have resigned and they have refused to accept it (can you beleive that and when I asked them what incentives they were going to make me stay, they said we will think about it and can you do this rush job for us)

I AM A BONA FIDE PRO TANTO MUPPET OF THE FIRST ORDER AND NO MISTAKE AND THEN SOME....

DOHHHHHHHH

I love this trivia machine...

Here's a rude one

"HIGHEST LUNCHBOX PRESSURE

The greatest internal pressure sustained in a pair of happy sacks is one of 65 atmospheres 955lb/inch sq or approximately 49,900mm of mercury at sea level, in the wobberly dangley bits of veteran pop singer Sir Cliff Richard, following 45 year build up without being used....

This is equivalent to 6 times the pressure currently bearing down on the hull of Titanic and it is estimated that should Sir Cliff Richard get frisky and let loose a jizzbolt, the reult could attain a peak altitude of 335m 1100ft comfortably clearting the radio mast on top of La Tour Eiffel

Do I get moderated yet?