[Frozen Lama]

The honorable monkeys wish to explain the reasoning for the war:

1) Monkey's hate seafood, even seafood that's been forced out of the water.

2) said seafood kept calling the nation of Bandar Log Patala

3) Cripple Fight 2 had a five hour host going, or at least really fast, and now, the seafood nation has caused the hosting to be very slow.

for these reasons, the last of the seafood must be purged from the CrippleFight universe