[cleveland]

Friends! Romans! Countrymen! Lend me your non-alien ears!

R'lyeh is about to gate in a large army into my rear waters. That's right, he's already gating armies.

If you ever hope to stop him, you'd better act now, because he ain't gettin' any weaker. And if Oceania falls...well, good luck dislodging him from the water.

If you need water breathing items, contact me immediately and we can begin production. Time is most certainly not on our side...

Cheers,
Oceania