Lord Blackadder: How to deal with these rampaging herds of elephants? I need a plan...
Baldrick: My Lord, I have a cunning plan. If I may?
Lord Blackadder: This had better be good - Let us not forget you tried to solve the problem of your mother's low ceiling by cutting off her head.
Baldrick: My Lord, I have heard tales from those who have been to far off "La Brea", and they speak of a thing that devours even the mightiest of elephants without fail.
Lord Blackadder: Oh? And what is this "thing" you speak of?
Baldrick: They call this most dreadful of incantations, "Summon Tar Pit", my Lord.
-Time passes. Some mana and fatigue are spent. The elephants sink beneath a tarry mass the suddenly appears under their feet. Interestingly, some wandering Sabertooth Tigers are also caught in the trap.-
Lord Blackadder: HA! Got them with my subtle plan!
Baldrick: My Lord, that was -my- idea...
Lord Blackadder: Baldrick, you wouldn't see a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsichord, singing "Subtle plans are here again!"
Apologies to Blackadder
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"Hello, mother. I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster."
- Stewie Griffin
"The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness."
- The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord
http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html
The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but then it'd be Snow White and the Seven Samurai...
-Pinky and the Brain
http://www.lolthulhu.com/
-Props to S.R. Krol