Unlike LA Pangaea, who apparently has a very exciting and active news network, MA R'Lyeh's news revolves around Shubburath, our almighty god!..... who is still locked in the cellar.
We've even made a reality tv show called:"Where the hell are the damn keys?" It airs on ABC (Aquatic boradcasting corp.) right after Barney Miller ("Fish" from that classic show is a popular character below the waves).
