Re: Begun it has
By which you mean that your forces treacherously broke the alliance and invaded an undefended border. Do you honestly think this is a good idea considering the losses you took against province defense?
Attached are some pictures from our battles against Yomi this turn. By the way, here's the web of destruction that Yomi was in for:
First, we sent a magically early winter to the lands Yomi was invading so that snow was cold and deep upon the ground. Then we froze the heart of their camp devastating their worthless goblin lives while our forces were invading.
As the only remaining neighbors of Tien Chi who have yet to betray the trust of Catsby, I offer the scaled hand of friendship to Rlyeh and Abysia. We can help you in many ways and you can jolly well just not stab your tiny daggers into the thunderous ankles of our empire! That would be great.
Sheesh. We realize that we are the Middle Kingdom, that our lands stand not just metaphorically but actually at the center of the world and that all nice lands are but a subset of the glorious lands of Tien Chi. We can only imagine the jealousy that must run cold in the blood of those who do not live in the lands of Tien Chi, but for all that we also must stress that we are perfectly willing to allow foreigners to visit our glorious lands and feel the inadequacy that must naturally overtake anyone who must content themselves with living in a land that is not Tien Chi.
But please, stop invading Tien Chi. This is the fifth empire that has volunteered itself for destruction by throwing the flower of their youth into the spears of Tien Chi. It's getting to the point where we can't even spare the troops to actually finish off some of these false gods. They are like lice in an inconvenient place. We aren't even losing territory or troops particularly, only patience.
The Great Catsby has Spoken
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