Re: Players
2 Ctis just defeated 4 of my Seraphs in battle. went a little something like this:
Seraph 1: *yawn* well, he we go again. you guys ready with your False Horrors?
Seraph 2: Yup. Lets scare the [censored] outta the poor Ctis army.
Seraph 3: Did you guys notice something different about these dudes?
Seraph 4: Yeah, they kinda look "undead" a bit.
Seraph 1: Just start pumping out the False Horrors, everything should go as usual.
... many many many turns go by
Seraph 3: Hey guys, why are we still here?
Seraph 4: Because those [censored] Sauromancers are producing more Skeletons per turn then our False Horrors can handle.
Seraph 2: Doesn't that mean that we'll eventually lose this battle?
Seraph 3: Yup! Actually one of us will probably get killed, and then the rest of yous will run like little girls.
Seraph 1: Hmmm, yeah, sounds about right.
Seraph 4: *AHHHH* I'm being torn apart by a stupid skeleton! This wasn't in my job description!!! *AHHHH*
Seraph 1: Ewww. Time to run boys!
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