[Atrocities]

Originally posted by Wardad:
So, how much of this is true?

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My Darn Good Resume Accomplishments as President
By George W. Bush, The White House, USA

I attacked and took over two countries.

Because the heithens attacked us and killed nearly 5,000 people over the Last ten years.

I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the treasury.
To fight terrorism and to save lives.

I shattered the record for biggest annual deficit in history
Because records need to be broken

I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.
I take responsiblity for the economy even though it started to tank in 98 and 9-11 did not help matters.

I set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market.
Following the buy anything record setting 90's that saw dumbasses buying stock in internet companies with no long term finacial plans who all eventually went under.

I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
And the bastard deserved to die for what he did.

I am the first president in US history to enter office with a criminal record.
At least I will not be leaving office as a lying fellon, impeached by congress who cheated on my wife and then pardoned nearly 40 criminals.

In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history.
And I am damn proud of it.

After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over the worst security failure in US history.
Just think of how bad it would have been if Gore had been in office. We'd all be under a chinese dictatorship by now.

I set the record for most campaign fundraising trips by any president in US history.
Except for Bill Clinton who's entire compaign was bought and paid for by the Chinese.

In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs.
And if I had not been elected that number would have been 8 million americans who had Last their jobs.

I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any other president in US history.
Or so it was reported by the Liberal Press yet never proven.

I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
The economy goes round and round.

I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in US history.
At least I did not pardon more criminals in us history than Bill Clinton.

I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president since the advent of TV.
I have better things to do, like run a country and fight terrorism. Let the Democrats worry about sound bits and tv stardom.

I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any other president in US history.
Yes, I re-affirmed the constitutional rights of americans and help to prevent the liberal dark side from taking or protecting americans from their rights and freedoms. Score one for the good guys.

I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.
Yes and these companies were all run by democratic supporters who made a living off of scamming the American people. It is up to the justice system to prosecute these criminals, not the office of the President.

I presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused to use the national reserves as past presidents have.
Price will rise as a resource is depleted and the democratic members of the Senate and Congress prevents the research or exploration of new alternative fueles and fuel sources.

I cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.
Oops, sorry this came off of bill clintons resume.

I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.
And Fance surrendered to them. For that I am sorry.

I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.
They were old and out dated and needed to be trashed.

I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US history.
That is to say that I do not let the press run my presidency as the previous president did.

Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history. (The 'poorest' multimillionaire, Condoleeeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.)
Hot damn, I need to get these fools into a poker game.

I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union simultaneously go bankrupt.
We joke, the only states that have not gone bankrupt are the ones run by republicans.

I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any market in any country in the history of the world.
That is to say we discovered these jokers during my presidency and did something about them unlike my predessor who make millions off of them.

I am the first president in US history to order a US attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the United Nations and the world community.
I did this because they lacked the courage, dedication, and fortitude to stand up to a terroristic oppressive mass murderer phycopath.

I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States.
By combining several governmental departments into one organization rather than 20.

I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more that any other president in US history.
War and freedom cost money.

I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the Human Rights Commission.
[b]Hot damn, and to think these are the same people who turned a blind eye to the million being killed in Yugoslovic wars. Turned a blind eye to the millions killed by Saddam over the years, and turned a blind eye to the horrors committed by the Taliban in Afganastan. The UN's idea of HRC is to run away and hide at the first sign of human atrocities and let the genicide go unchecked or challenged.[b]

I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the Elections Monitoring Board.
Woop de dooo

I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of Congressional oversight that any presidential administration in US history.
And thank god Al Gore isn't in office, we'd all be speaking chinese by now.

I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
Well not me really, they did that to themselves a long long time ago.

I withdrew from the International Criminal Court.
The court was currupt.

I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
By inspectors I mean traitors to those who lost their lives on 9-11. Traitors who care more about the way a terrorist is being treated than they ever did for the people these freaks of nature terrorised both in their own country as well as around the world.

I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations election inspectors access during the 2002 US elections.
I mean what for, they can't count either.

I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations.
Do I get a medal for this? At least I did not take any money from the Chines with the intention of selling our country to them like my predessor did.

The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of my best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).
Well that just goes to show you, no matter how well you know someone, they can still surprise you.

I spent more money on polls and focus Groups than any president in US history.
Ooops, wait, that was one of Bills again.

I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)
Well if you are so misinformed as to consider what I did as hiding, then what Bill Clinton did to escape going to war was out right disertion.

I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government.
Oh wait, another one of bills accomplishments. I was the one who exposed them.

I took the world's sympathy for the US after 911, and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).
If you would believe those who know nothing about anything but claim to know everyting about nothing.

I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.
The French, you just gotta love em.

I am the first US president in history to have the people of South Korea more threatened by the US than by their immediate neighbor, North Korea.
Blood is always thicker than water. Wait for the North to start its crap up again, and then see who the south fears most.

I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.
Live and let live I say. If their debt to society is paid then so be it. I did this so Bill Clinton can run for congress.

I set the all-time record for number of administration appointees who violated US law by not selling their huge investments in corporations bidding for gov't contracts.
Well the second all time record that is, the first was held by the appointees of Bill Clinton during his administration.

I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans that any other president in US history.
Oops, that should read I have resored more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in US history. Damn democrats must have gotten a hold my resume again.

In a little over two years I have created the most divided country in decades, possibly the most divided that the US has been since the civil war.
I like light beer but many Americans prefer non light beer.

I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less that two years turned every single economic Category heading straight down, record unemployment being the most recent achievement.
Well to be perfectly honest, Clintonomics was in full swing driving us right into bankrupty since early 98, and if I had not been elected, our economy would have been obliterated a year after Gore took office.

RECORDS AND REFERENCES:

I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas drug conviction has been erased and is not available).
Hot damn, boys will be boys. At least I am not a fellon like my predessor.

I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during a time of war.
The paper work was misplaced, but once it was found, all was forgiven.

I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.
It was non of their damn buisness any how.

All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my father's library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
What? I read them yestarday!

All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
As are many many other poeples records. And for the record, I am opposed to this.

All minutes of meetings of any public corporation for which I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
As are many company record for many companies around the nation.

Any records of minutes from meeting I (or my VP) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.
As are most records of this nature.

DO YOU WANT FOUR MORE YEARS OF BUSH! THINK ABOUT IT. SEND THIS EMAIL TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW.

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You have got to love the dimmly informed and utterly clueless fools that blindly follow the democratic tune. Talk about role reversals, mistruths, and utter made up crap.

Clinton drove me away from the Democratic party, and dumb asses like the moron who made this email keep me away.

(My opinion is mine alone.)