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Cipher: "Hey Taz, how about an Alka Seltzer on the rocks?"

Then, pointing a thumb in Sam's direction, who has spent the night sleeping face-down into his ten gallon hat:

"It's getting where I can't take him anywhere any more. Even so, I think I agree with his taste in art."

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The older, wizen, illustious, Gentleman in the cornor, looks up from reading a research thesis on "The Symbiote relationship of a Wooly Bear in subjugation to his host wearing a Custer Hat" and notices Gryphin across the room, grinning most disgustingly evil, GT running around OOOKKing about some statue and Taz fixing what appears to be some type of selzer concoction. hmmm, now what is this all about he mumbles to himself, then goes back to continue his reading... the symbiote appears to become more fully encased in fur when the host.......


just some ideas Mac

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As the krazed kat charges the deft Gryphin rolls easily out out of the path, points the universal remote at his self and dissapears.

Plugging the remote into the wall, (for extra power) he pushes the Reconstruction button, A buzzing is heard and a statue in solid unbelievableium with Growltigger in the Gryphin Posistion with an FBW.

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about 3 seconds before Growltigga comes charging out of the back office with his trusty cricket bat, and proceeds to bash Sam, Cipher and Gryphin repeatedly round their heads for having the temerity to demolish his statue.

How the hell I can operate the new forum as a naughty dance club if you lot smash up the exhibits is beyond me!!

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Taz watches as yet another tasteless statue appears near the bar... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif

And to make matters worse, it appears to be made out of (if you can believe it) SOLID UNBELIEVABLEIUM! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif

* Narrators note: Unbelievableium in its natural
gas state is bad enough, but SOLID UNBELIEVEABLEIUM is widely known (by cartoon characters at least) to make the unbelievable commonplace!!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

Taz begins to back warily away from the statue as it begins to move... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

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So, that's what the Gyphin position looks like. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

*Throws a table cloth over the statue to cover it up*

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Points the remote at the table cloth and pushes the rewind button. The table cloth returns to the table in "rewwind" fashion.

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In the meantime, Cipher finishes off the Alka Seltzer and looks over his shoulder.

"Ooh noo...not again. Taz, I think I need some coffee."

Then, glancing over at Sam: "Better make a large pot, I think we're going to need it."

Sam stirs and shifts on the barstool such that he is now sleeping on one ear. As he moves, yet another small cloud of cartoon flatulence erupts.

Cipher covers his nose. "Holy #%$!" http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

Unfortunately. the latest sculpture has been placed too close to the stool where Sam is sleeping. The cloud of cartoon flatulence comes into contact with the unbelieveableium, slowly liquifying it. Cipher sighs.

"Never mind Taz. I'll get the mop." http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif

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the old one notices the happenings within the established perimeter and puts on his dusty old gas mask, then continues reading his newest research paper titled, what is or is not applicable during half time at the super bowl...
http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

just some ideas mac

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FYI: The Super Bowl Entertainment Committee turned down an opportunity to have the Gryphin Position demonstrated.
Go Figure