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Those are overrated, and is not needed if something is actually FUNNY.

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That's why I specified 'cheesy' puns.

Hell even good puns need musical celebration. It's the law, didn't you know that?

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Most of us don't follow the law, so why would we care?

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back when they were available, i would often snack on planters cheese balls. they came in a cardboard can with a plastic lid and a tin bottom. the plastic lid and tin bottom made a perfect surface for improvising a drum-roll and cymbal hit.

my friends hated me.

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Not a country law, a universal law. Like the law of ninja competence or Kirk-Fu beating any enemy.

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Well, personally, a good cheesy pun needs to be celebrated with a Marx Bros-esque "wahhh wahhh wah wahhhhhhhhhhhhh"..

A small ker-ching, cymbal crash or cow horn is also acceptable.

Raging Deadstar, donner kebab pizza, sober or drunk, ir a disgusting annd horrid spectacle, and exactly the sort of thing I would expect from a Labour voting smelly Cumbrian oik like yourself!!

Cheese balls? I didn't know they had any!!

Anyone remember frazzles and those foul scampi snacks?

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frazzles? scampi?

not on this side of the pond...

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Scampi fries are without doubt the worlds finest snack. You are missing a treat. The only bad thing I can say about them is that they should sell them in far larger sized bags.

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El Phil

What about the fact that scampi fries smell like the most godawful stench on the planet, and leave your fingers yellow...

I actually know a joke about this but it is too rude to post

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hmm.. i would guess that it is similar to a joke about cheetos. they stain your hands an unnatural shade of orange.