Re: Phong\'s Head Bar & Grill
 

i am NOT a spill!

Re: Phong\'s Head Bar & Grill
 

RD looks up from the Bar, thankfully Pukes advancement saved it from any real destruction. He quickly get's on the intercom...

"Barry? Yeah, I heard someone mention a Code: Bud in the cantina, Get yourself in here now! I'm not putting my *** on the Line if the Boss finds out American beer was on his Property!!!!"

Outside the roars of an American beer hating T-Rex deafen all and the cantina begins to shake...

Re: Phong\'s Head Bar & Grill
 

The robots start moving towards Puke, their processors spinning. Ashton presses a button on a remote, and they stop, cleaning up other stuff.

Sorry about that.

Re: Phong\'s Head Bar & Grill
 

Turin rolls deftly to the side just in time, certainly awake now from the roar of the huge beast, and narrowly avoids being stepped on by the Reptilian Valet

<font color="green"> "Imagine that, I was looking for mayhem and actually found some... silly me."</font>

He strolls back into the cantina stiffly, noting absent-mindedly the bits of hair and skin on the 'Mind the Step' sign.

<font color="green"> "Odd that..." </font>

Noticing something black and fury resting on a little pile of glass shards ... and... glitter? Wtf? Turin picks it up. The sword at his side thrums angrily. It is the E.W.E!!

<font color="green"> "Ha haaa! I sense more mayhem just 'round the corner, me maties!" </font>

Re: Phong\'s Head Bar & Grill
 

A floorboard in a dusty and neglected portion of the B&amp;G pops up suddenly, followed by a worse-for-wear Renegade, tattered clothing, blood splotches and all.

"Who put the bloodthirsty carnivorous titanium fanged termites below the floorboards and forgot to tell me!??! :@ "

Re: The beginning of BWIII!
 

One of Zero's ravenous Piranhas is still loose, and it jumps Phil just as the last bit of him has been sellotaped back in place. Within seconds, Phil again lies scattered across the floor. Strategia issues an order to his troops, and one of the Seamander Bread Pudding Cannons takes the fish out.

Strategia then moves on to duct-tape Phil back into one piece. The result is a fully intact, fully functioning Phil..... encased in a suit of duct tape.

Just as he is finished, Strategia finds a bit of Phil inside still lying about on the floor.

"Oooh dear. Will have to start all over again."

A slight whimper can be heard coming from inside the duct tape suit.....

Re: The beginning of BWIII!
 

over in the cornor the wize one watches all the meyhem and violence.... Sigh, he mutters, place starting to look like the old joint again.. especially with GT and Dogscoff dropping in again...all we need now is the OLD Gryphin and Taz.... he goes back to drinking his brew and reading his newest research book on creating army minions out of .......

Re: The beginning of BWIII!
 

Having made a small fortune selling thre recently popular "How to create armies of freakish minions for only pennies a day", SuicideJunkie is finally able to pay off all the charges that 'ol Mac secretly ran up on his tab.

Re: The beginning of BWIII!
 

As AZ attempts to try his next pint it taste different somehow. Really terrible. Only then does he realise the full truth, his tastebuds have become contaminated with cheap US beer. From now on everything will taste of slightly alcholic washingup liquid mixed with piss.

The horror, the endless horror...

Re: The beginning of BWIII!
 

*puke hands El Phil an orange-hot poker*

its been cooling off for a while, but you can probably still use it to burn the taste buds out of your mouth.